Halloween is just around the corner! A little over a month before everyone was dressed up and stuffed themselves with candy! But even before Halloween, the month will be filled with all manner of Halloween things, including costume parties. It can be difficult to find a costume that isn’t overly popular or overdone. How many times can you dress up as a witch? So here are a few Idaho-themed costumes that might land in the daddy joke category, but will make people laugh.
Now, the obvious would be to dress like a potato. But why wouldn’t you be a mashed potato instead? Wear a potato costume and get very drunk before you get to the costume party (have a driver for that). And make sure you are very strong that you are a mashed potato.
The fruit of the state is bilberry. Go as blueberry jam. Dress like the fictional character Huckleberry Finn from Mark Twain’s novel and wear an electric guitar. When someone asks you what you are, say “Blueberry Jam!” and start playing the guitar. To find? You are confusing.
The fish in the state of Idaho is cutthroat trout. Get a fish costume and dress him like a Hollywood agent. Suit, sunglasses, obnoxious blue tooth. Why? because Hollywood is a tough business. Don’t act like you’re not laughing. You know it’s funny.
Finally, the crown jewel of the state is the Idaho Star Garnet. How do you do this? Get a basic star costume. It’s actually pretty easy to do it yourself and then put on a Kevin Garnett basketball jersey. Timberwolves or Celtics, whatever. And now you are the star garnet. Dude, I really crushed him with that. Happy Halloween season!